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showed him everything he knows

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Ladies and gentlemen a crisis is upon us. Recently a race of malgoblins were discovered in st joseph. Eye witnesses said it had beautiful fingers and it had a school bag on it's back.

BE CAREFUL!!!! these things may look peaceful but they are deadly. Below is a short wikipedia definition of these creatures.Furthermore, an unknown individual by the name of legacy is offering to print posters to raise awareness about these creatures FOR FREE!!!.

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Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

In the human body, which organ is in charge? 

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. 

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." 

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." 

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." 

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." 

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. 

The moral of the story? 

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.
 

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

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Giggling In Class

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade

6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started

writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a

giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see

you for three days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had

forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very

top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder

giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks,

"What's so funny Billy?"

"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the

punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three

weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she

turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This

time there is an burst of laughter from another male student.

She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the

classroom.

"Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well

teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"