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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

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Giggling In Class

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade

6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started

writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a

giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see

you for three days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had

forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very

top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder

giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks,

"What's so funny Billy?"

"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the

punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three

weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she

turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This

time there is an burst of laughter from another male student.

She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the

classroom.

"Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well

teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
 

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